In General
Teaching ended on August 15 and will resume on September 15, so Becky and I have spent the last few of weeks doing a lot of manual labor. Most days we dig out pathways around the clinic (as deep as 3-4 feet) and we started digging out the floors in the laboratory so that cement can be poured when John returns. We also worked on stocking and monitoring supplies as they flow through the clinic and Lawrence is going to keep track of incidences of malaria, trauma, pregnancy, etc. Learning Luganda has been going slow, but I think Becky and I are breaking down patterns in how to use verbs (if we ask if they conjugate verbs, they tell us no, but it seems that there is some verb conjugation). We also are starting to teach in a local nursing school - I will teach HIV/AIDS counseling and Becky will teach English. Not something either of us are immediately excited about, because we don't know where the students are in their studies; for all I know, they have already learned the microbiology, symptoms, treatments, etc. for HIV and AIDS.
Becky's Visa
Becky has had to go to Masaka several times to deal with her visa, which the official in Masaka will not stamp unless she gives him "fifty US dollars in small Ugandan bills." I'm sure that the small Ugandan bills will be going to the right place... It seems that we are going to have to pay the fee, though, until John can help us sort things out when he gets back. He also wanted to charge Becky for a working permit (even though she is not making any income). Ridiculous.
I asked Becky what would happen if she just didn't pay. After all, this was a developing nation with UN trucks littering the roadways and countless missionary groups working on AIDS, health, counseling, education, etc.; could they really afford to chase down one mzungu who was volunteering at a health clinic? Becky replied that her father (maybe with the same reasoning) had received a visit from the military when he failed to pay for his visa extension while in the peace corps.
On Teaching
We will both be returning in September to teach English. My syllabus calls for units on hunting, carpentry, and using the dictionary. I'm never sure how well I've done after I leave the classroom or even if they understand me. They always thank me and tell me how grateful they are that I am here, but I have a hard time gauging how well the material is sinking in. I can't give out tests or homework, because they don't have paper and only a handful of students volunteer on a regular basis. I definitely saw improvement in math, but math is a kind of universal language that we can all understand (at least on the level of ratios and percents).
One thing that is always striking when I walk into St. Timothy's is that it is Saint Timothy's. It also has religious writing all over the place (often littered with misspelled words). I keep recalling a conversation I had at Union late in the spring term, discussing the Ten Commandments (which are not posted at St. Timothy's). I argued that I didn't think it was a horrible thing to have these sorts of documents (though shalt not kill isn't all that controversial to me) hanging around. I am not religious. My more religious/spiritual friends rejected the argument, telling me that church and state should be completely separated. Either way, it is weird to see Christian mantras posted all over a public school.
It is a public school, by the way. The kids wear blue uniforms (they must buy the uniforms, but the schooling is free otherwise). Some kids cannot afford the uniforms, but the headmistress seems to let them slide - she is understanding. The classrooms fit around 70 students in it - some have "blue books" to take notes, some do not. The teachers vary in ability. One teacher interrupted a lesson on population to ask why people in the United States live longer. He also asked me why over fifty percent of Uganda was under the age of 15 years. I thought he was leading me to make a few points (which I had planned to) to the kids, but after I was done he seemed to have been taking in what I was saying as much as the kids. He murmured, "this man is very wise." I get a lot of respect, mostly because I am white, unfortunately, but also because they think I am thirty years old. Ugandans seem to look younger than they actually are and Becky and I, relative to them, look older. To be fair, the teachers seem to be well qualified (at least secondary school), but some of the students have better english language skills.
Physics Department - Thanks for all the experimental stuff. The kids really enjoyed it and it was helpful in illustrating energy. I'm sure I will use more of the equipment in the months to come!
Bunyere Primary 6 Census
One interesting activity that we did in class was to take a class census. They loved it, mostly because they were able to write their information on my legal pad. I broke down the statistics and even though only half the class was there I still had 28 students to collect data from. The results:
More to come on population later.
Water Mistake
I made a mistake with the water conversion in an earlier blog. I'm surprised Bilal didn't catch it immediately...
5 gallons * 4 L/gallon * 1kg/L *2.2lbs./kg = 44 lbs
With that corrected, best I can tell, we go through about 15-20 gallons per day. Usually about two of the five of us take a shower, it also takes a lot of water to cook (a lot of rice, steamed plantains, tea water, etc), and wash dishes. I still don't know how we use so much water, but I guess some goes into washing clothes and floors periodically. Hudson estimated that the average villager uses a little more than one gallon per person per day.
Haircut Disaster
I don't shower everyday here mostly because water is heavy and cold if it is not sunny outside, which means that my hair is pulled in every direction after I wake up. As a result, I would wander around with horns sticking up and wouldn't even realize it. Becky and I tried to shorten it to about a quarter inch with my beard trimmer. It was going great until I had tried to fix a section and forgot to return the beard trimmer to a quarter inch length. I cut a 6 inch long, inch wide bald streak from the back of my neck to the top of my head. Becky tried to fix it, but the battery ran out within minutes. Francis walked us down to the village center about half mile down the road. As I sat down in the chair, kids and villagers gathered in the open doorway of the barber shop. There were literally 12 kids pushing and shoving to witness the mzungu getting a haircut. The barber asked who did this to me. I replied, hoping that he wouldn't understand the english, but there aren't many ways to make the word "me" difficult for an ESL person. He just shook his head and told me that my hair was difficult to cut and that it would be extra (700 shillings, rather than 500). He then cut off nearly all my hair, leaving a little less than a quarter inch on top. It was dark by the time we started home.
Transportation Nightmares
Every time I get in a public taxi I think to myself that it can't be as bad as last time. Every time, I am wrong. The last trip back from Masaka (8/18/08) the driver packed 11 people in a manual transmission car (not bigger than a Honda Civic). Someone sat next to the driver, three people sat next to the driver's seat, and six of us folded ourselves into the back. (I have to admit, one of the three in the front passenger seat was an infant held by a stranger). The ride, which cost two dollars, was 20 miles.
The Ddegeya Market and Our Second Experience with Ugandan Meat
Two kilometers from the Engeye Health Center is a market place where people bring their meat, crafts, clothes, vegetables, random tools and household items for sale. I didn't really need anything, but Becky was picking up another skirt for teaching. After hiking down there, Hudson decided that we should buy pork for dinner (we have not had meat since the first week when Becky and I helped de-feather a chicken). I was perfectly happy with the vegetarian diet, which seems pretty balanced, but the other Ugandans that were escorting us seemed intent on the pork. A massive slab cut from one side of a pig was hanging in the open air. It must have been 30 or 40 pounds and was hanging by the stem of a banana leaf.
It looked like a lot of meat and I couldn't imagine that an entire pig sold in one day. I hinted this to Hudson. Hudson went on to tell me that pork was a fan favorite in Uganda and was cheap (roughly 0.91/lb) - it would sell in one day. I wasn't all that concerned about the meat guy's profit on this particular Thursday (8/21), more so I was concerned that the meat hadn't been sold yesterday. Hudson, without prodding, appended his answer, "Meat doesn't go bad here." Good to know.
Hudson order our kilo of meat (roughly 6 ounces of pork for each of us) and the butcher began violently hacking away at the pig. FUMP, FUMP, FUMP. It seemed really tough for what looked like all fat. It wasn't a hot day, thank God, and there were no flies on it. I would have avoided it, but Hudson kept talking about how we needed to cook it tonight and eat it all.
After finishing a modest amount of very fatty pork, I thought I felt sick to my stomach, but then decided that it was all in my head. Becky could not convince herself that it was all in her head and spent much of the night with the gecko. [As a side note, I have decided that the latrine is at least 20 feet deep]. Becky also has stated that she has been under the weather for a couple days – before the pork…